heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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  • me: do u wanna see a movie this weekend
  • nerd: yeah that sounds great!
  • me: ok have fun
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